Volvonium

  • Volvos are actually harder than diamonds.

    They are made out of a material called Volvonium, mined in the mountains of sweden by hardworking nordic gnomes.


    After the material is melted by launching in into the sun via herring-powered rocket. the molten volvonium is allowed to cool slightly, is is then beaten into shape with Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor

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